<p dir="ltr">A playful flowchart showing the choices faced when feeling ill while caring for children. It leads the reader through humorous steps, from staying home to attempting work, highlighting parental dilemmas.</p>
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2016-04-08AltText
Flow diagram deciding whether to work or rest when ill with kids.Transcript
Being ill with kids; a decision tree
Are you ill?
Nope
"You probably should have read the title and used a different decision tree"
cough, splutter
Are you infectious/gross?
"braaaains?"
"Stay back! UNCLEAN"
Probably not
Are your kids at home?
"Why won't the noise stop?"
Can you hide upstairs?
"Door lock for the win!"
"Load up Netflix and relax"
"I'm being used as a human trampoline"
Can you get yourself to work?
No
"Have someone take you to work"
Yes
"Go to work"
"Put feet on desk"
"Hide in office"
