<p dir="ltr">Six illustrated “sandwiches” labeled by academic role—open-sandwich, French stick, door stop, roll, packet, minimalism—to satirize how each stage of academia approaches lunch preparation (and life).</p>
History
Creation date
2017-11-03
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Six stylized sandwiches representing different academic roles from professor to undergrad.
Transcript
(no conversation)
professorial open sandwich (over complicated and slightly pretentious)
tenure track/reader french stick (trying to be fancy but really isn’t)
technician door stop (not fancy but tastes good)
lecturer roll (forgot to prepare so copied lunch from last national roll day)
postdoc packet (cheap and requires no time to make)
phd student minimalism (no eating, only writing)
undergrad alternative (what’s food?)